DOTLAN EveMaps

u'Mining and industrial corp with a focus on market speculation.

Rules of Acquisition
1. Once you have their money, you never give it back.
2. The best deal is the one that brings the most profit.
3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
4. "A woman wearing clothes is like a man in the kitchen."
5. If you can\'t break a contract, bend it.
6. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
7. Keep your ears open.
8. Small print leads to large risk.
9. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
10. Greed is eternal.
11. Latinum isn\'t the only thing that shines.
12. Anything worth selling is worth selling twice.
13. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
14. Anything stolen is pure profit.
15. Acting stupid is often smart.
16. A deal is a deal...until a better one comes along.
17. A contract is a contract is a contract...but only between Ferengi.
18. A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
19. Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
20. When the customer is sweating, turn up the heat.
21. Never place friendship above profit.
22. A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
23. Nothing is more important than your health, except for your money.
24. Latinum can\'t buy happiness, but you can sure have a blast renting it.
25. You can\'t make a deal if you\'re dead.
26. The vast majority of the rich in this galaxy did not inherit their wealth; they stole it.
27. There\'s nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
28. Morality is always defined by those in power.
29. When someone says "It\'s not about the money", then its defintely about the money.
30. Talk is cheap; synthehol costs money.
31. Never insult a Ferengi\'s mother.
32. Be careful what you sell. It may do exactly what the customer expects.
33. It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
34. War is good for business.
35. Peace is good for business.
36. Too many Ferengi can\'t laugh at themselves anymore.
37. You can always buy back a lost reputation.
38. Free advertising is cheap.
39. Praise is cheap. Heap it generously on all customers.
40. She can touch your lobes, but never your latinum.
41. Profit is its own reward.
42. Only negotiate when you are certain to profit.
43. Caressing an ear is often more forceful than pointing a weapon.
44. Never confuse wisdom with luck.
45. Expand or die.
46. Labour camps are full of people who trusted the wrong person.
47. Don\'t trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
48. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
49. Old age and greed will always overcome youth and talent.
50. Never bluff a Klingon.
51. Never admit a mistake if there\'s someone else to blame.
52. Never ask when you can take.
53. Sell first; ask questions later.
54. Never buy anything you can\'t sell.
57. Good customers are as rare as latinum\u2014treasure them.
58. There is no substitute for success.
59. Free advice is seldom cheap.
60. Keep your lies consistent.
62. The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
65. Win or lose, there\'s always Hupyrian beetle snuff.
69. When she discusses money for "favors", charge her what she\'ll pay.
74. Knowledge equals profit.
75. Home is where the heart is...but the stars are made of latinum.
76. Every once in a while, declare peace....it confuses the hell out of your enemies.
77. If you break it, I\'ll charge you for it.
79. Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge.
82. The flimsier the product, the higher the price.
85. Never let the competition know what you\'re thinking.
89. Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits.
94. Females and finances don\'t mix.
97. Enough...is never enough.
98. Every man has his price.
99. Trust is the biggest liability of all.'